Za dobar motor potrebni su vam samo WC šolja, fotelja i cipele: Kada se pređe granica dobrog ukusa, dobiju se ovakvi dvotočkaši (FOTO)

Vozači dvotočkaša odreda sanjaju da njihov motor bude glavna tema svake ulice kroz koju projuri. Neki su u toj kreativnosti prešli svaku granicu i mehanike i ukusa, te svoje brze ljubimce stvorili od najneobičnijih materijala, poput WC šolje, traktora ili naslaganih cepanica.

Jedna Instagram stranica posvetila se kolekciji baš ovakvih motora, a mi za vas izdvajamo najzanimljivije primerke:

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TATINE PRICEZE SU BILE OVDE

Ili je pustio decu da mu temperama išaraju vozilo... Ili DEA zna tačno na čija vrata treba da zakuca...

 

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DUŽINA JE BITNA

Nemamo pojma kako išta vidi na putu, ali sigurno je da sa ovakvim motorom svi vide nju/njega.

 

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KOJE ULJE KORISTIŠ? REGENERATOR ZA RAŠČEŠLJAVANJE KOSE

Ovaj vozač ne samo da mora da ima majstora kome može da veruje, već i frizera, a možda i veterinara. Verovatno tokom dužih vožnji mora da pravi češće pauze, jer treba motor napojiti, a i raščešljati te duge vlasi.

 

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SEDIŠTE JE NAJVAŽNIJI DEO MOTORA

Koga briga za brzine i kočnice, najbitnije je da guzu ne žulja i da je Džeki srećan. Ček, gde mi je daljinski?

 

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OVDE NE MOŽE DA PRIGUSTI

Vrlo praktično vozilo, idealno ako tokom dugog putovanje jedete u restoranima sumnjive čistoće. Uz malu doplatu ugradiće vam i držač za toalet parir.

 

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ENGLESKA ELEGANCIJA

Za moderan osvrt na staru englesku uspavanku "Baka koja je živela u cipeli" odlučio se vlasnik ovog vozila. Bitno da će imati društvo.

 

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DA MU NE ZAHLADNI...

...I da mu sekira nikad ne otupi, bitno je bilo ovom vozaču, kome je metal bio previše očigledan izbor, te se odlučio za drvo.

 

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ON NIKADA NE RAZBIJA SVOJA JAJA

Nije on da žari i pali po tamo nekim auto-putevima i magistralama. On je za da bukom plaši jastrebove, da ne diraju koke. Vidi kako su divna jaja snele.

 

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SEDAJ NA MOTOR, HANIBAL JE PRED VRATIMA

Ovaj čovek očigledno nije mogao da se odluči da li više voli dvokolice ili dvotočkaše.

 

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UKRALI GA IZ LUNA PARKA

Beo motor sa šarenim srculencima sigurno će svi zapaziti u moru onih dosadnih i istovetnih harlija.

 

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MAČO, MAČO MEN

Nečiji fetiš prema visokim potpeticama se ozbiljno oteo kontroli.

 

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SAMO ROK, SAMO MOTORI

Ako se ove činele odvoje usred vožnje i odesku glavu vozaču, to neće biti nimalo lep prizor.

 

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