And what would have happened if Novak didn't have such an "evil father"? (VIDEO)

Novak Djokovic was born on May 22, 1987, in Belgrade, as the oldest son of Srdjan and Dijana. The greatest son of our people and nationalities. His mother is from the Partisan family, Zdenko and Elizabeta Zagar, a father from Kosovo. A hell of a combination. The accidental meeting under Pancic's Peak, at the bottom of the path Karaman ridge, produced an icon that Serbia received 20 years later, a man who has the entire world bowing down to him, because of whom we suddenly became good guys and unbreakable and proud. And haters got their food for their soul. 

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And we repaid the past way possible, the only way we could - we celebrate each victory of "our Nole" and we barely waited for "Srdjan's kid" kid to trip, so we could Twit about his defeats. Because, his victories are our victories, and his defeats were only his, and the defeats of his family. The defeats of his "cult guru" Pepe Imaz, the defeats of "his" other homeland - Monaco, the defeats of that "gluten-free sick world". He won because he is Serb, he lost due to Srdjan, broccoli, seeds and organic zucchini. The son of all of us won, and Djokovic's son lost.

Foto-montaža: Tanjug/AP, Telegraf

Because, unlike all of us, good fathers, who teach our children only the true values, this "notorious" Srdjan forbade everything to him, all of his life.

When he was a kid, he forbade him about thinking about a career in a cafe on Kopaonik, and he forced him to grab a tennis racket when he was just 4 years old. At the time when war erupted in a country where he was born and where racketeers ruled. If he let him go, who knows where Novak would have ended up... Perhaps he would have owned a line of cafe shops and pancake, all the way to Bausnica, to Virovitica.

That "harassment" continued. While children had a childhood of their own choosing, a childhood of wondering across city streets and escaping for a smoke in the city bushes, that "evil Srdjan", on his own, without the support of the association, the municipality, the city, the state, wondered with Novak from one loan shark to another. 

He even went so far that he forbade the 14-year-old Novak from getting the British citizenship and to refuse in his behalf all of the benefits and millions. Shame on him, that was a serious mobbing and harassment. While the doors for all talented children from Serbia are opened all around the world, he decided on behalf of Novak to stay and to continue thinking if he will have enough money to return a loan he took, rented so they could sleep in some ruined room for the Junior tournament in France.

He ignored even the great tennis experts, the leaders of associations, businessmen, and others when they said that little Novak is good, "but he has a sick heart, sick heel and a dad who is impossible". He made his son play with a sick heart. Do you have any soul left, Srdjan? 

Foto: Instagram/djokernole

And then, when the Srdjan's parental attention dropped, according to the opinion of various experts from social media, and Novak started slapping everybody, without an excuse. He became a number one, not just in tennis, but in the world. Tennis became the only important sport in Serbia, and he became the greatest Serb after Nikola Tesla, and we were all the father he always deserved. The one that allows everything. We raised him to win. He created a foundation because of us, to help people who don't have much, just because a Serb showed our polite, humane and well-mannered face. He only lost when Srdjan appeared in the VIP box, and we all knew that Novak can't stand him. It is true, it was written in papers and on Twitter. We thought him modesty, while Srdjan was fighting with sickness.

But, the evil never sleep. All of that Srdjan's pushing of the child with a sick heel and a sick heart came back to them and Novak had a shoulder injury. If his father gave him food like all normal Serbs eat - pork chops, sweetbread, or a calf head in intestines, none of this would have happened, but Srdjan gave him only kale and kohlrabi. Without strong gluten, there is no strong backhand. A well known Swiss nutritionist, a domestic expert in diet, and the infallible editorial and tabloid eye knew that Novak, thanks to Srdjan, became an anorexic loser ... Imaz's cultist... uncivil to such an extent that he allowed himself to support Croats in the finals. Terrible. Disaster. Srdjan's son.

Foto: AP/Tanjug/Twitter

And then that rude, anorexic, gluten-free Srdjan's cultist unexpectedly won Wimbledon. And what now? There is nothing more. He raised the trophy, he kissed it, with eyes full of tears, he greeted his son in the stands. He perhaps added a few words that are maybe the greatest victory of Novak Djokovic ever: - I am a different man and a tennis player, now I am a father of two children, married... My parents and my brothers weren't here, but as if they were. I feel them all the time, that they are with me and their support means a lot throughout my life. I owe this to God and to myself.

And what would have happened if Novak didn't know how to play tennis and if he didn't have such a "bad father"? Who knows what he could have accomplished. Both him and us. The mankind is deprived of an excellent cafe worker, the British of a tennis icon that has "ic" at the end of the last name, Twitter elite with inferiority complex lost its topic.

No, he didn't mention Srdjan in this video: I will, and you, who reached this sentence and who didn't understand what I wrote, keep spitting over me, it will be my honor and a pleasure. Yes Srdjan, Novak thought about you. And yes, thank you for being such a bad parent this year. And because we, although we probably didn't deserve it, thanks to you, your renunciation, education, faith in Novak, became just as good and hard working Serbs, decent and humble, humane and talented winners. We even tried gluten-free rolls and organic kohlrabi. And we didn't like it.

(Telegraf.co.uk / Aleksandar Sasa Jovanovic)