"The average size of Serbian pride is 18cm and Albanian 13cm": How many women dream about sex with Albanian, and how many Albanians would go to bed with a Serbian?
Of the surveyed Albanians, 79% would like to have sex with Macedonians, and even 86% of Albanians would go to bed with Serbs
A survey conducted in Macedonia by the non-governmental organization "Who is better I will go - Albanian girl" gave unexpected results. The telephone survey was conducted in the period from 5 to 9 March this year, and the topic was interethnic sexual intercourse.
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The NGO wanted to find out how many Macedonians are dreaming about sex with the Albanian, and how many Albanians would go to bed with a Macedonian or a Serb.
The survey covered 280 women in Macedonia, 142 Albanians, and 138 Macedonians, and the results of this intriguing research have yielded interesting results, writes portals in Skopje. Of the surveyed Albanians, 79% would like to have sex with Macedonians, and even 86% of Albanians would go to bed with Serbs. On the other hand, only 12 percent of Macedonians wished intimate relations with the Albanians.
When asked which men are more talented, the surveyed girls stated that Serbs are in the lead, because in 93 percent of cases, their "pride" is 18 or more centimeters long. Macedonians are second on the list. They lag behind the Serbs by one centimeter, with an average length of their "pride" of 17 cm. The last Albanians, with an average "tool" of 13 centimeters.
And when asked about the endurance in bed, the Serbs were again in the lead. Up to 93 percents of respondents said that their enjoyment lasts the longest with them, and 75 percent of respondents think that the Macedonians are the most durable, while 41 percent of the respondents said they favored the Albanians.
And the last question in this survey was - with whom would you cheat your partner?
In 89 percent of cases, the Albanians would do it with a Serb, and only 13 percent of them would do it with the Albanians. Macedonians would cheat on their partner with another Macedonian in 93% of the cases, and only 6% would do it with Albanian.
This is how the news is done on Albanian Television:
(Telegraf.co.uk / D.J.)