MONTENEGRINS KNOW HOW: This is how they get their WOMEN IN ORDER!

Montenegrins have long known that the female whim is a ridiculous marvel, but their new way of putting the fairer sex under control is all but not funny

The first Ethno Village in Montenegro, "ethno village Montenegro", after 10 years of organizing excursions, hiking and cruising has included a program for the rehabilitation of the female psyche, in the most natural way possible.

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Although this method may seem revolutionary with the first few sentences, it is really about turning to tradition and proven values.

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Ladies who opt for this treatment of insomnia, frustration, anxiety or stress relief, may find it problematic that this "return to their roots" starts  at 5 am but must bear in mind that "No one has yet drunk a cup of honey, without mixing it with a cup of gall."

Women that are broken by the modern pace of life are offered a return to balance with a combination of work, eating healthy foods and being in nature at the ethno village Montenegro.

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On their website is a detailed program that lasts for 5 or 15 days, that may first scare interested participants, but will - if they opt for it - certainly help.

- Machines that are now present in the household on the one hand make it easier for women, on the other hand give some excess free time, which, if not properly spent,will create a variety of physical and spiritual diseases - says the site of this ethnic village, that with the purpose of the female spiritual recovery promotes active work.

As the organizers explain, upon arrival at the ethno village, "patients" will to learn about the early days of the household, a tool that was used for tillage, in which dishes they prepared food, the lifestyle and diet.

The following ten days, if you opt for a longer variant of rehabilitation, participants get up with the first roosters and immediately start with field work, and then make breakfast.

In the ethno village Montenegro, the psyche is healed with washing clothes in the river Pratljaca, ironing clothes with an iron grill, assisting in livestock feeding, milking, cheese making and creaming in the traditional way, in addition to heavier physical labor such as carrying 20 liters of water on one's back, and with sources that are only 300 meters from the house.

After this circadian rhythm, women, organizers say, leave satisfied to the center on the shore of the lake, which can be reached by boat and stay there for two days.

There, patients, "cleanse their mind, release their shopping-mania and various pitfalls of modern society," and begin to evaluate their life and status in society much more.

As an important factor in healing, proper nutrition is not neglected in this curry.

In the rehab center of the ethno village, patients are fed as our ancestors were: their meals based on vegetables and dairy products - primarily young cheese and whey, which admittedly is the main reason for the longevity of Montenegrins.

As the end of this unforgettable experience on the road to enlightenment draws to a close, a day in the countryside is scheduled, where patients sleep by the river and feed on food  "what nature gave us": fish and mushrooms.

The next item without which no clear thinking is possible, is the high oxygen product, which plays out at 1,000 meters above sea level.

Bearing in mind another scientific fact that "who stands on the hill, sees more than the one beneath it", it is clear that this rehabilitation can not fail.

Of course, the prerequisite is that you have the money to pay for this luxury: an accelerated five-day variant of recovery from a disease called "female madness" will cost 400 euros, while the ten-day program will run you 1,050 euros.

(Telegraf.co.uk)